Dance On John McCain’s Grave | Washington

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Wait, this isn’t what it looks like. Let me explain: John McCain is a warmongering pig with the blood of the Vietnamese people on his hands and I can’t wait until his brain tumor kills him. I know it might seem silly to plan a grave-dancing party before somebody actually dies, but I figure we should prepare as early as possible, so I picked a date several years in the future just to be sure.
If, by the time this party rolls around, a few of the groveling Democrats who give John McCain media handjobs every time he says something like “mr trump ur not nice” while he votes for 99% of trump’s policies have died as well, we can add their names to the grave.
I will be bringing a big, beautiful cake shaped like a brain tumor with several fragments of authentic fighter jet bodies and pointy sticks embedded in it. Sound off in the comments with what you’ll bring!

When?

Monday, December 1st 2025 09:00am

Where?

United States Capitol rotunda
20004 Washington

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Andrew Stebenné, Washington

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